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	<title>The Impending Chimpocalypse &#187; bite</title>
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	<description>the end is nigh... monkey attacks are on the rise!</description>
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		<title>Hairdresser Claims Artists Monkey Attacked Her</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hairdresser Claims Artist&#39;s Monkey Attacked Her: &#8220;

A Queens hairdresser was the victim of too much monkey business when the beloved pet monkey of a famed artist and hotelier attacked her. Parvin Hajihossini, 53, is suing the owner of the Kaaterskill lodge in Catskill, NY, Allen Hirsch, the artist who painted Bill Clinton&#8217;s inaugural portrait as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chimp Attack Victim Unveils Horrific Injuries</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chimp Attack Victim Unveils Horrific Injuries: &#8220;A US woman who was attacked by a 90kg chimpanzee revealed her heavily disfigured face on television on Wednesday, saying she is blind and has to eat through a straw, but isn&#8217;t angry.
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		<title>&#8216;Mad&#8217; monkey mauls 2 Paharganj infants to death &#8211; Expressindia.com</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Mad&#8217; monkey mauls 2 Paharganj infants to death &#8211; Expressindia.com: &#8220;





&#8216;Mad&#8217; monkey mauls 2 Paharganj infants to deathExpressindia.comLucknow Eleven-year-old Raja is scared to step out of the house as he fears that ‘the monkey’ will attack him again. Wearing a fresh bandage on his left arm &#8230;



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		<title>Another Monkey Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Monkeys continue to torment men</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three children were bitten by the monkeys in South Malaka locality. The forest department and the Allahabad Municipal Corporation are playing the blame game that catching monkeys is not within their purview and the people, particularly the children and the women continue to suffer. ]]></description>
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