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Drunk Man Attacked By Zoo Monkeys

admin — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:58:39 +0000

Drunk Man Attacked By Zoo Monkeys: Spider monkeys attacked a man who jumped into their enclosure at a zoo in Brazil. MYFOXNY.COM – A drunk man, who attempted to cool off by swimming over to a monkey enclosure at a Brazilian zoo, ended up being attacked and badly injured. Video showed Joao Leite dos Santos after he peeled [...]

Chimps At Nebraska Zoo Bite Off Keepers Fingers During Attack

admin — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 07:05:27 +0000

Chimps At Nebraska Zoo Bite Off Keeper's Fingers During Attack: “ A zookeeper in Nebraska lost two fingers when she was attacked by two crazed chimpanzee after she petted one of them. The worker at the Riverside Discovery Center in Scottsbluff, Neb., was apparently stroking a grumpy 40-year-old chimp on Friday afternoon, local police said, when the [...]

Mean Monkeys

admin — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:38:41 +0000

Wild primates vs. domesticated primates in Japan. There really isn’t much that needs translating in this report: it’s just a collection of footage showing monkeys attacking people, grabbing food from the hands of tourists, shoplifting, and doing other aggressive or shocking things. The Aggressive Monkeys of Nikko (Via Boing Boing.) Share and Enjoy:

Pet Monkey Euthanized After Biting NY Woman

admin — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 08:43:54 +0000

Pet Monkey Euthanized After Biting NY Woman: “ A pet Capuchin monkey that escaped from its owner and bit a central New York woman has tested negative for rabies. The monkey named Jada attacked a woman and bit her on the finger as she played with her son Wednesday in the back yard of the family’s home [...]

Monkey Bites Baby To Death In Malaysia

admin — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 06:03:36 +0000

Monkey Bites Baby To Death In Malaysia: “A four-day old baby girl was ‘abducted’ by a monkey that later bit the innocent to death here in the state of Negeri Sembilan in the southern part of west coast of Peninsula Malaysia. The rare accident happened at around 1 p.m. Wednesday. According to the baby’s family members, the [...]

Hairdresser Claims Artists Monkey Attacked Her

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:50:04 +0000

Hairdresser Claims Artist's Monkey Attacked Her: “ A Queens hairdresser was the victim of too much monkey business when the beloved pet monkey of a famed artist and hotelier attacked her. Parvin Hajihossini, 53, is suing the owner of the Kaaterskill lodge in Catskill, NY, Allen Hirsch, the artist who painted Bill Clinton’s inaugural portrait as [...]

Chimp Attack Victim Unveils Horrific Injuries

admin — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:33:55 +0000

Chimp Attack Victim Unveils Horrific Injuries: “A US woman who was attacked by a 90kg chimpanzee revealed her heavily disfigured face on television on Wednesday, saying she is blind and has to eat through a straw, but isn’t angry. ‘I don’t even think about it,’ Charla Nash said on Wednesday’s episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show. [...]

‘Mad’ monkey mauls 2 Paharganj infants to death – Expressindia.com

admin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:58:12 +0000

‘Mad’ monkey mauls 2 Paharganj infants to death – Expressindia.com: “ ‘Mad’ monkey mauls 2 Paharganj infants to deathExpressindia.comLucknow Eleven-year-old Raja is scared to step out of the house as he fears that ‘the monkey’ will attack him again. Wearing a fresh bandage on his left arm … “ (Via Chimp Attack.) Share and Enjoy:

Another Monkey Attack

admin — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:38:37 +0000

Monkeys continue to torment men

admin — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:43:58 +0000

Three children were bitten by the monkeys in South Malaka locality. The forest department and the Allahabad Municipal Corporation are playing the blame game that catching monkeys is not within their purview and the people, particularly the children and the women continue to suffer.