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Surprise Monkey Attack on Video!

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:14:57 +0000

Hairdresser Claims Artists Monkey Attacked Her

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:50:04 +0000

Hairdresser Claims Artist's Monkey Attacked Her: “ A Queens hairdresser was the victim of too much monkey business when the beloved pet monkey of a famed artist and hotelier attacked her. Parvin Hajihossini, 53, is suing the owner of the Kaaterskill lodge in Catskill, NY, Allen Hirsch, the artist who painted Bill Clinton’s inaugural portrait as [...]

Chased By Monkeys, Woman Falls To Death

admin — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:19:08 +0000

A 45-year-old woman fell to her death from the first floor of her house allegedly after being chased by monkeys in Rawatpur on Sunday morning around 8am.

Zoo Atlanta Exhibit Closed After Gorilla Charges Glass

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:56:20 +0000

Zoo Atlanta Exhibit Closed After Gorilla Charges Glass: “Zoo Atlanta officials said they closed the gorilla exhibit after a 20-year-old male silver back gorilla charged a glass barrier resulting in cracks in the panel. Officials said the incident happened Sunday at the Willie B. Conservation Center. Zoo workers said the gorilla, Taz, most likely charged the [...]

Taliban trains ‘monkey terrorists’ to attack U.S. troops

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:55:09 +0000

Taliban forces have taught monkeys how to use the Kalashnikov, Bren light machine gun and trench mortars. They also teach them how to identify and attack soldiers wearing U.S. military uniforms. Ironically, the idea of training monkeys to fight was first invented by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency. The CIA in the Vietnam War initiated a [...]

Chimps Kill Neighbors To Gain New Territory

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:47:06 +0000

Chimps Kill Neighbors To Gain New Territory: “Gangs of chimpanzees carry out violent attacks on individuals from rival groups in order to secure more resources or mates, a 10-year study in Uganda has found. During that time scientists recorded 18 attacks and found signs of three others carried out by a large, male-dominated community of chimpanzees [...]

Monkey Phobic Woman Attacked By Macaques

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 08:31:09 +0000

Monkey Phobic Woman Attacked By Macaques: “The horrific attack happened on Monkey Island near to the popular holiday island of Phuket in southern Thailand. ‘I thought I was heading for safety under this rock in the shade, only to cool down,’ Mrs Darwell, from Peterborough, said. ‘I laid the towel down and there were no monkeys in [...]

Amok Malaysian Monkey Shot Dead

admin — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:51:39 +0000

Amok Malaysian Monkey Shot Dead: “A monkey set off 10 hours of panic by attacking people in the tiny south western Sabah town of Weston before being shot dead by police. The monkey had roamed the town and menaced residents, including biting Noraqilah Indrina Mohd Yassin, eight, on her leg. Noraqilah was accompanying her mother to a [...]

First Proof Gorillas Eat Monkeys?

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:41:15 +0000

First Proof Gorillas Eat Monkeys?: “Like the vegetarian who can’t resist the occasional burger, the otherwise herbivorous gorilla might succumb to cravings for its evolutionary cousins, a new study hints. While some zoo specimens are known to eat meat, wild gorillas eat only plants and fruit, along with the odd insect—as far as scientists know (see [...]

Chesapeake Man Bitten In Attack By Service Monkey

admin — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 07:59:59 +0000

Chesapeake Man Bitten In Attack By Service Monkey: “A 60-year-old Chesapeake man made an unscheduled trip to the hospital after he was attacked by his pet monkey. The man told police he accidentally stepped on his Capuchin monkey’s tail, which the monkey didn’t appreciate. It bit the man’s hands before he was able to get the [...]