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	<title>The Impending Chimpocalypse &#187; attack</title>
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	<description>the end is nigh... monkey attacks are on the rise!</description>
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		<title>Drunk Man Attacked By Zoo Monkeys</title>
		<link>http://www.chimpocalypse.com/2011/11/16/drunk-man-attacked-by-zoo-monkeys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drunk Man Attacked By Zoo Monkeys:
Spider monkeys attacked a man who jumped into their enclosure at a zoo in Brazil.

MYFOXNY.COM &#8211; A drunk man, who attempted to cool off by swimming over to a monkey enclosure at a Brazilian zoo, ended up being attacked and badly injured.
Video showed Joao Leite dos Santos after he peeled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas Deputy Takes Down Monkey on the Lam</title>
		<link>http://www.chimpocalypse.com/2011/10/07/texas-deputy-takes-down-monkey-on-the-lam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 10:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Texas Deputy Takes Down Monkey on the Lam: &#8220;After a monkey bit a game warden&#8217;s arm and managed to elude authorities for several days, Sowell on Wednesday morning directed a deputy to shoot and kill the animal. The monkey had been released during the wildfire evacuations by its Waller County owners.
&#8216;There had been several sightings [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey Attacks UFC Fighter</title>
		<link>http://www.chimpocalypse.com/2011/07/04/monkey-attacks-ufc-fighter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 14:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Swick challenges some local monkeys in Phuket Thailand while training for his upcoming UFC 134 fight. 1 Monkey decides to attack him during the pushup contest. His friend Oscar joins in.


(Via http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb3O6RQ-r18.)



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		<title>Monkey Attacks Couple After Man Rolls Over Him In His Sleep</title>
		<link>http://www.chimpocalypse.com/2011/05/09/monkey-attacks-couple-after-man-rolls-over-him-in-his-sleep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 07:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monkey Attacks Couple After Man Rolls Over Him In His Sleep: &#8220; 
Would you share your bed with a monkey like this?
This is a photo of an adult java macaque, two of which now have a new home near Franklin after attacking their owners.
&#8216;I know his nose was messed up pretty bad and his wrist,&#8217; said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey Taunts Two Tigers</title>
		<link>http://www.chimpocalypse.com/2011/05/06/monkey-taunts-two-tigers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 22:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monkey Taunts Two Tigers:

That takes some courage.

(Via PBH2,.)



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		<title>Man Falls To Death From Rooftop After Monkey Attack</title>
		<link>http://www.chimpocalypse.com/2011/02/25/man-falls-to-death-from-rooftop-after-monkey-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 12:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man Falls To Death From Rooftop After Monkey Attack: &#8220;After two elephants injured a Korean couple at Amber, it was the turn of monkeys on Monday to create a ruckus. A 42-year-old businessman fell from the third floor of his house after being attacked by a group of monkeys in Galta Gate area in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chimps At Nebraska Zoo Bite Off Keepers Fingers During Attack</title>
		<link>http://www.chimpocalypse.com/2011/01/21/chimps-at-nebraska-zoo-bite-off-keepers-fingers-during-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 07:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chimps At Nebraska Zoo Bite Off Keeper&#39;s Fingers During Attack: &#8220;

A zookeeper in Nebraska lost two fingers when she was attacked by two crazed chimpanzee after she petted one of them.
The worker at the Riverside Discovery Center in Scottsbluff, Neb., was apparently stroking a grumpy 40-year-old chimp on Friday afternoon, local police said, when the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Injured In Monkey Attack At Temple</title>
		<link>http://www.chimpocalypse.com/2011/01/13/man-injured-in-monkey-attack-at-temple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man Injured In Monkey Attack At Temple: &#8220;

A man was seriously injured Monday in a brutal attack by a monkey on the premises of the historical Hanuman Temple on the picturesque Jakhu hills of Shimla, an official said.
&#8216;Sanjeev Kumar, 20, got serious injuries when a fully-grown monkey attacked him without any provocation,&#8217; a wildlife official [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mean Monkeys</title>
		<link>http://www.chimpocalypse.com/2010/12/13/mean-monkeys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Wild primates vs. domesticated primates in Japan. 
There really isn&#8217;t much that needs translating in this report: it&#8217;s just a collection of footage showing monkeys attacking people, grabbing food from the hands of tourists, shoplifting, and doing other aggressive or shocking things.
The Aggressive Monkeys of Nikko
(Via Boing Boing.)



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		<title>Monkey Catchers On Guard For Barack Obamas India Visit</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 08:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monkey Catchers On Guard For Barack Obama&#39;s India Visit: &#8220;

Delhi&#8217;s police are to build 30-feet towers in jungle surrounding President Obama&#8217;s hotel to protect him from terrorist attacks during next week&#8217;s visit, and also shield from an invasion by the city&#8217;s most persistent threat – monkeys.
They have been asked to erect &#8216;machan&#8217; towers for elite [...]]]></description>
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